The Wolf House Teaser
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[00:00:00] Emily: Let me tell you, speaking of anime, my experience with anime has prepared me for this.

Yeah. This, this movie is fine art baby!

[00:00:05] Jeremy: You know how, when you try and explain Animorphs it sounds like the creepiest thing ever. This is what people think animorphs is when you try to explain it to them,

[00:00:13] Emily: This is Animorphs.

[00:00:15] Ben: Everything's just so ethereal. It's a beautiful, like it's a hauntingly ethereal movie. A lot of scenes on a toilet where they- we spend a lot of this movie on toilets.

[00:00:26] Jeremy: Surprising, surprising amount of toilets in this movie.

[00:00:29] Ben: Is Totoro gonna eat some kids? He might! I dunno what to tell you. Totoro eats kids now.

[00:00:35] Emily: Right? She wants, I feel like she's turned self sabotage.

[00:00:38] Ben: She wants children who are also as loyal and subservient, as pets.

[00:00:44] Emily: Yes.

[00:00:45] Ben: Which is not how things work when you become a parent slash magically transmogrify pigs in a creepy house into people and a family.

[00:00:55] Emily: Yeah.

[00:00:56] Ben: The,

[00:00:56] Jeremy: What your mom always said.

[00:00:57] Ben: Look when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they use haunted house Nazi magic to turn like a pig into a person and then give it honey to make it the race they want. I guess.

[00:01:11] Emily: That's why I'm never having kids.

[00:01:13] Ben: That's why I'm never eating honey.

[00:01:14] Emily: I love honey.

[00:01:16] Ben: Yeah, me too, I love honey.

[00:01:17] Emily: I don't get it from cultists.

[00:01:18] Jeremy: I've, I've never seen anything else like this. And I've seen a lot of weird horror movies.