Rare Exports (aka Unexplained Santa Lust) with Benito Cereno
This man wants Santa Claus the way J Jonah Jameson wants pictures of Spider-Man.
Fear Level: Spoopy/Scary
Trigger Warnings: Gore, animal death, human trafficking question mark
Trigger Warnings: Gore, animal death, human trafficking question mark
Santa Claus, threat or menace?
Topics of Discussion:
- Joulupukki
- Dicks like tree roots
- Finnish stoicism
- Mad uncle energy
- Rules of Christmas
- The judgement of horny Santa
- Christmas Onslaught
- Emily vs Nordic Men
- Hair dryer elf
- Potato farm elf
- Six kid village
- Peatari's Boss Ass Hero Moment
- Are these old men immortal?
- Nermal energy
- Can you have a feminist movie without women in it?
Recommendations:
- The Lodge
- Trollhunter
- Claus
- Klaus
- Regular Sweedish Meal TIme
- Hogfather
- Anna and the Apocalypse
- Krampus (2015)
- Dial Code Santa Claus (aka Deadly Games)
- Christmas Evil
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Benito Cereno
Twitter: @benito_cereno
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