Rare Exports (aka Unexplained Santa Lust) with Benito Cereno

This man wants Santa Claus the way J Jonah Jameson wants pictures of Spider-Man.
Fear Level: Spoopy/Scary
Trigger Warnings: Gore, animal death, human trafficking question mark

Santa Claus, threat or menace?

Topics of Discussion: 
  • Joulupukki
  • Dicks like tree roots
  • Finnish stoicism
  • Mad uncle energy
  • Rules of Christmas
  • The judgement of horny Santa
  • Christmas Onslaught
  • Emily vs Nordic Men
  • Hair dryer elf
  • Potato farm elf
  • Six kid village
  • Peatari's Boss Ass Hero Moment
  • Are these old men immortal?
  • Nermal energy
  • Can you have a feminist movie without women in it?

Recommendations:
  • The Lodge
  • Trollhunter
  • Claus
  • Klaus
  • Regular Sweedish Meal TIme
  • Hogfather
  • Anna and the Apocalypse
  • Krampus (2015)
  • Dial Code Santa Claus (aka Deadly Games)
  • Christmas Evil

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Benito Cereno
Twitter: @benito_cereno
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